Remember famous Amitabh Bachchan dialogue: I can talk English, I can walk English, I can laugh English because English is a very funny language.
Now switch the coins and you will find the Kashmiri language really funny if given a spin.
Sample this: What do you say in English when your friend drives fast: Could you slow it down, please?
Now if a local has to say the same thing in Kashmiri with a pun: Bu chusai garken kunui, balai lagai waar waar chalaav
Here are some of popular English lines with funny Kashmiri translation:
English: Our Kids are too naughty.
Kashmiri: Mulkas chi shuerr, yi balai aes myani kismate…
English: I Don’t Care
Kashmiri: Mea Cha Grean
English: Hey bro! Long time no see
Kashmiri: Wenya chuk bod mohneo banyoumet ase gareebun kun chuk na wechaanai
English Mason, Driver, Painter, Carpenter, Barber
Kashmiri: Woasta, woasta, woasta, woasta, woasta…
English: Crowded Bus.
Kashmiri: ‘ Walsa Seat’e Khaeli ‘
Kashmiri: Myonui marun chuiye!
English: You are annoying me
Kashmiri: Zan chui yedd dod
English: I am half an hour away
Kashmiri: Yekya Woatus woatus, chaeni drey…
English: I know who you are!
Kashmiri: Be zaanai mol taam
English: Take your seat
Kashmiri: Cze Aasakh Khadahey Zamut!
English: Why the hell did you do it?
Kashmiri: Byamearr aesi yi
English: What do you think of yourself?
Kashmiri: Che kyah Lord Curzon chukha.
English: Shut the door
Kashmiri: Ghri cheena darwaz
English: Be careful.
Kashmiri: Balayan cha hyeng?
English:- How was your result?
Kashmiri:- Kyoho Draakh?
English: Leave me alone.
Kashmiri: Maa aas karaan beak’lezii.
English: Are you pregnant?
Kashmiri: Che ma Chui kenh?